Laugh joor
1. Cute guys will always walk up to a lady with charming eyes, and say "my friend over there likes you" and he will point at one monkey with head like kosoa half plot.......
2. I never knew this hardship was very serious
until I saw a doctor eating bread with drip
3. Welcome to Nigeria where people boost of insanity...... They will be Like, I dey mad ooooo, my head dey sawaooo
The opponent will be like " no be only you mad oooo me self, my head no dey house......
Where your head come dey before, house of assembly
4. I just broke up with my Benin girl friend and now she is at her village, my mummy told me that woman will kill me one day, am now seeing otapiapia(insec
ticide) as energy giving drink......
5. A girl in my compound said lion is domestic animal trained in a poultry, I was still correcting her when she said science is the best answer to a fool
lo and behold i fainted
6. Kudos to those guys that usually say " I see my future kids in your eyes" Welldone chairman of national population census, hope you are seeing pampers, golden morn and naming ceremony....
Yeeee who stone me
7. That moment you and your dad ague over football and he says" kante plays better than messi" that you say see this mumu ooo
Fada lord lemme come and be going
8. Assuming bible were written in nigeria Gen1:3 will be like
God said let there be light and nepa say for which area.....
9. that moment you want to give ten naira to the offering box and heavy breeze blows the money from your hand to the alter.....
all eyes on me
#activated....
10. I taught have seen it all until I saw a church in enugu named " operation carry devil nack for ground bible ministry
9ja we are moving forward.....
11.You are trying to go without reacting
heaven is far from you
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1. Cute guys will always walk up to a lady with charming eyes, and say "my friend over there likes you" and he will point at one monkey with head like kosoa half plot.......ππππππ
2. I never knew this hardship was very serious
until I saw a doctor eating bread with dripππ
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3. Welcome to Nigeria where people boost of insanity...... They will be Like, I dey mad ooooo, my head dey sawaooo
The opponent will be like " no be only you mad oooo me self, my head no dey house......
Where your head come dey before, house of assemblyππππ
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4. I just broke up with my Benin girl friend and now she is at her village, my mummy told me that woman will kill me one day, am now seeing otapiapia(insec
ticide) as energy giving drink......πππππ
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5. A girl in my compound said lion is domestic animal trained in a poultry, I was still correcting her when she said science is the best answer to a fool
lo and behold i faintedπ€£π€£π
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6. Kudos to those guys that usually say " I see my future kids in your eyes" Welldone chairman of national population census, hope you are seeing pampers, golden morn and naming ceremony....
Yeeee who stone meπππ
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7. That moment you and your dad ague over football and he says" kante plays better than messi" that you say see this mumu oooπ€£π€£π€£π€£
Fada lord lemme come and be goingπ€£π€£π€£π€£
8. Assuming bible were written in nigeria Gen1:3 will be like
God said let there be light and nepa say for which area.....π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
9. that moment you want to give ten naira to the offering box and heavy breeze blows the money from your hand to the alter.....
all eyes on me #activated....π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
10. I taught have seen it all until I saw a church in enugu named " operation carry devil nack for ground bible ministry
9ja we are moving forward.....π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
11.You are trying to go without reacting π heaven is far from you ππ€¦βοΈ
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