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    1. I saw two blïnd men fightiñg today and I shöuted “I’m supporting the one with kñife”... they both run
    Too much sensë, CHAII!
    2. When you see a group of girls and you want to toäst one... greet the ügly one first ‘cause she’s the commander-in- chief
    If you know, you know!
    3. Those of you who are fond of making fun of shört people... Do you know that short people can sweep the floor without bending
    4. I was passing by a cëmetery today when I saw a little girl sitting there cryïng... I felt pitiëd and approached her “young girl why are you sitting at an unsäfe place like this cryïng” and she replied “my parents and siblings weren’t present at my funeral
    Brothers and sister, I’m still running
    5. It’s only in Nigerïa that you will tell someone how you suffëred while growing up and he’ll be like “you no suffer pass me”
    Suffering too turn competition here... na waa oo
    6. 3 Reasons you should take a girl for swimming on first date...
    1. The water will wash away her makeup and reveal her natural face...
    2. You can ascertain her true assets, no push-up bräs or booty päd...
    And the most important
    3. From the way she reacts to the water, you can tell if she has a marinë spïrit.
    Thank me later, what are friends for
    7. Ever since I was born I’ve never seen an ambulance in a q station before...
    Does it mean it use bloöd
    8. Dearie , If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me
    Please follow
    😳 LAUGH 🀭 1. I saw two blïnd men fightiñg today and I shöuted “I’m supporting the one with kñifeπŸ”ͺ”...πŸ™„ they both runπŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒ Too much sensë, CHAII! πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2. When you see a group of girls and you want to toäst one... greet the ügly one first ‘cause she’s the commander-in- chief πŸ‘ΉπŸ™„ If you know, you know!πŸƒπŸƒπŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 3. Those of you who are fond of making fun of shört peopleπŸ˜’πŸ˜­πŸ˜­... Do you know that short people can sweep the floor without bendingπŸ˜’πŸ™„πŸ₯²πŸ€­ 4. I was passing by a cëmetery today when I saw a little girl sitting there cryïng😭... I felt pitiëd and approached her “young girl why are you sitting at an unsäfe place like this cryïng” and she replied “my parents and siblings weren’t present at my funeralπŸ˜³πŸ™†‍♀️” Brothers and sister, I’m still running πŸ€§πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™†‍♀️ 5. It’s only in Nigerïa that you will tell someone how you suffëred while growing up and he’ll be like “you no suffer pass me” πŸ˜’πŸ˜³ Suffering too turn competition here... na waa ooπŸ™†‍β™€οΈπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 6. 3 Reasons you should take a girl for swimming on first date...πŸ˜’πŸ˜‡ 1. The water will wash away her makeup and reveal her natural face...πŸ˜€ 2. You can ascertain her true assets, no push-up bräs or booty päd...πŸ˜‹ And the most important πŸ˜• 3. From the way she reacts to the water, you can tell if she has a marinë spïrit.πŸ˜’πŸ™„ Thank me later, what are friends forπŸ˜ŒπŸ€§πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 7. Ever since I was born I’ve never seen an ambulanceπŸš‘ in a q station before...😳 Does it mean it use bloöd 😱πŸ₯²πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 8. Dearie πŸ₯°, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have MeπŸ™ˆ Please follow
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