1. Laugh laugh laugh before laughing 😀😀😀😀😜😜😜😜 2 Stop boiling hot water with cooking pot, One man was just smelling banga soup in the church today 😆😆 3. This morning,i used red bull instead of water to make my coffee..... After 15minutes driving on a highway, i realised i left my car at home!!!!☺️ 4. Ordinary tell me about yourself You tell me say you dey owe MTN 1000 😒😒😒😒 5. When a girl becomes famous on social media Trust me, the sense is no longer there 😅😅😅 6. If you and your friends are eating corn together 🌽 It's called conference 😎😎😎😁😁 7. When you wear native to church and you climb Alter Its called Alternative 😎😎😎😁😁 8. 🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾 9. Somebody cannot out of joy tell another person I have received alert, the next thing you will hear is * Bros find me small thing la 🙄🙄🙄 10. A policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger(bribe). The following conversation took place..... * Driver:my vehicle papers are in order. So,as a law-abiding citizen, I am not going to you any money. Policeman:with a sticker that says, "i am a cheerful giver" on your car, you are under arrest for misleading the public 😅😅😅😅😅 11. the problem with Africans is that if you send them jokes, they won't react or comment but when you don't... * Hmmmmmmm this group is boring 😒😒😒😏 12. If your phone battery last for a whole day it means that you are UGLY beautiful girls charge there battery three times a day * Because they are too lazy to buy a good phone 😏😏😏😏😏 13. My uncle gave me two thousand and 20 naira for Christmas. I bowed down and started thanking him. When I got up, he told me to give 2 thousand naira to my mother and use 20 naira and buy biscuit 😲😲😲😲 Shee you were relieved small? Pls kindly follow

A small boy named Emaka🙍🏽‍♂️lived in a village in Enugu, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher👩🏿‍🏫 who was always yelling at him, "You are driving me crazy Emeka!" One day Emeka's mother👵🏿 came to the school🏫 to check on how he was doing. The teacher👩🏿‍🏫 told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career! The mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from the school🏫 and even moved to another town! 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable heart disease🛏️. All the doctors👨🏿‍⚕️👩🏿‍⚕️🧑🏽‍⚕️ strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery, she saw a handsome doctor🧑🏽‍⚕️ smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died! The doctor was shocked🫢 and was trying to work out what went wrong. When he turned around, he saw our friend Emeka👦🏿 working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his phone charger!😁 Dey play Cutie please follow up lets grow

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